[thenightwriterblog] Tiger Lilly: For those of you who think Tae Kwon Do is worthless...

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Posted by Tiger Lilly:
For those of you who think Tae Kwon Do is worthless...
http://thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com/posts/1179528636.shtml


   Well, you're WRONG! (No, I didn't get to hurt anyone.)
   Yesterday after Tae Kwon Do (I was still in uniform), my loving and
   wonderful mother took me to Jimmy John's and sent me in with ten
   dollars. I asked for my sandwich, and the guy behind the counter said,
   "Hey, can you do some crazy Tae Kwon Do thing outside so we can see
   it? I'll give you a free cookie."
   I said, "Well, I don't think I'd want to do it outside, but I can do
   it in here." The cashier guy agreed, so I executed two kicks with
   appropriate yells. There were two men who were sitting at a booth, and
   when I kicked, they cheered. So, I got a delicious cookie. I was ready
   to leave, so I pushed the door open. But the guy behind the counter
   said, "Hold on, we'll give you something else." So I also received a
   $5 gift certificate, which was more than what I had spent! It was
   amazing. Who knew that you could gain something of monetary value with
   Tae Kwon Do lessons, other than saving money by not having to go the
   hospital if someone attacks you in the middle of a dark alley with
   no-one around. But why would you be walking down a dark--sorry,
   getting a little off-topic there.
   Ciao for now!