[thenightwriterblog] Tiger Lilly: My painful life

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Posted by Tiger Lilly:
My painful life
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   It's just not easy being me. Here's the dealio:
   Last weekend my parents had some golfing buddies over to play cards,
   and I got to play too! Somehow the talk turned to icky things that
   make me want to yell, "Go get a secret, secluded room!!!" I'll just
   give you one line, and leave it to your imaginations: "Oooh! Is that
   Latex?" *Tiger Lilly sobbing in the backround.* Why me?
   After that, the talk turned to celebrities. Mainly, how stupid it is
   that all the TV talks about is Anna Nicole Smith and Britney. Zzzz...
   I'm sorry, how stupid is it to talk about how stupid the TV is? I just
   don't an attention span for that. To be fair, there was good stuff,
   too. We had Chocolate Turtle Cake! *Hallelujuah Angel chorus in the
   backround.*
   Then, last Tuesday I had double Tae Kwon Do. The first class was the
   normal one: running, hitting, kicking, sparring, practicing forms. The
   second class was the Special Martial Arts Training Program (SMATP).
   No, that doesn't describe the sound we often make, and it's not
   'special' as in mental, but special as in WEAPONS!!! (No, Kevin, not
   guns.)
   There are only three people in the SMATP because the test to get in is
   really hard. But one of our people has not shown up for about 5 weeks.
   He has Bronchitis. ANYWAY, in the second class I practiced my sweet
   Boe Staff formation. Then I got to throw the other student. Who is 16.
   And is a black belt. But Master Yu decreed it, and it's best not to
   upset Master Yu (sixth degree black belt and all that). There are
   actually a few techniques to throwing people, and most of them involve
   your shoulder. Somehow I strained my thigh muscles. We were training
   for the demonstration that we have to do at the promotion test next
   Saturday. Yep, that's right, I'm on a Demo Team!
   Ciao for now, peeps!