[thenightwriterblog] The Night Writer: The Night Hens

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The Night Hens
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   The NightHens are out for coffee at Overflow Espresso Coffee Cafe on
   University Ave. in St. Paul. We have with us a mystery guest. Dun Dun
   Dunnnnnn.
   RM: Ooooooh this tastes penuche-like.
   MG: I don't know about anyone else, but for me that was really
   ambiguous. It's like saying "that tastes really glodfarbian".
   TL: So, Mr. X. They'll thinks its one of mom's exes.
   RM: They don't know I have exes. Besides, everyone has exes, except
   Faith and you.
   TL: Well I have one, remember in first grade.
   RM: You were in love with that Merker kid. You wanted to marry him.
   MD: Yeah, Charlie Merker. He had red hair.
   MD: Do all your exes live in Texas?
   RM: No, I think they all live here in the Twin Cities.
   TL: Nice.
   MD: I know, you can talk about what it takes to become a mystery guest
   on our blog.
   You have to buy us all coffee.
   MG: Let me say something.
   RM: So, are you going to say something, or what?
   MG: I'm just waiting for you to finish all your mollycoddling.
   MD: Now everyone's going to know who he is.
   RM: Well, at least his parents will.
   MG: So, anyway, I've been contrigued for months about this Night-Hens
   thing and I thought buying coffee would be a small price to pay. Plus
   I wanted to see who was doing the typing.
   TL: Do you want me to type now?
   RM: No.
   TL: Well then, can I drool on your roll?
   RM: No, but you can have a bite of it if that's what will stop you.
   MG: I think you won't want to eat that, she's been drooling on it for
   a few minutes now. There's a large pool of...stuff...right on top of
   the penuche frosting.
   RM: See, you knew it was the frosting.
   MD: Mmm, extra frothy...
   MG: (Staring into his coffee cup.) Ahhh yes, as I look into it's
   umbery goodness.
   RM: Umber is kind of a gold color. Can you tell the future if you look
   deep into your coffee?
   MG: Uh, yes.
   TL: Stay tuned for next week when the Night-Hens go to a strip club.
   RM: Lets see if we can make the mystery guest cry.
   MD: Nope, that's all the time we have for today.