[qoae] Rosemary: Is He Serious?

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Posted by Rosemary:
Is He Serious? 
http://www.qoae.net/posts/1203603041.shtml


   Salon's David Corn, wrote a whole article on why John McCain is [1]a
   bad, bad man. Do you know why John McCain is a bad man? He once told a
   joke that was too bad to print. And what could that be? Lucky for you,
   I'm so disturbed ... I will print it.

     "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."

   That was it? That was so disturbed that printing it would be shocking?
   Holy crap, I've had entire thought strings that were more disturbed
   than that when I was in 6th grade... I guess I should just give up my
   hopes for a future Queen of All Evil presidency. I wonder if that
   means the Senate is out too? I would be a great Senator? First
   Republican Woman Senator to be removed because of a sex scandal - that
   would be awesome! I'd be telling all the reporters, "What the fuck do
   you think Queen of All Evil means anyway? Jeez!" or "I thought Dirty
   Sanchez was a restaurant?"

   Dare to dream, eh?

   I do miss the Clinton days, don't you? For more than the obvious
   reasons, the jokes were just [2]waaay better. How many ways can you
   call Bush stupid before it gets old? I've said it before and I will
   say it again, picking on Bush is like picking on a little retarded
   kid. It's too easy, not very funny and it's mostly kinda mean.

References

   1. http://www.salon.com/news/1998/06/25newsb.html
   2. http://docweasel.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/yet-another-reason-to-vote-for-mccain-hey-it-made-me-laugh-out-loud/#more-349