[movermike] movermike: American Idol - April 3rd

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American Idol - April 3rd
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   I know you are out there waiting for "What did Mover Mike Say?" Well.
   I found the whole thing boring. Who wants to hear 17 year olds sing
   songs that an 80 year old man likes. And...who wants to hear the
   advice given by Tony Bennett and then watch that advice thrown out the
   window.

   Blake Lewis sang Mack the Knife â Blake has that bad hair back and I'm
   tired of his Michael Jackson moves. Who cares!

   Phil Stacey sang Night and Day â Cancer man had dead eyes, and this
   song he was singing to his wife! Who cares!

   Melinda Doolittle sang I Got Rhythm â Let's crown her and start over.
   She's like the star center for Ohio State wondering if he should go
   pro before his sophomore year. Do it!

   Chris Richardson sang Mr. Saturday Dance â do we need another Justin
   Timberlake for Cameron Diaz to date? Willie Nelson sang it better. Who
   cares?

   Jordin Sparks sang On A Clear Day â I love that big hair, that big
   mouth and her big butt. This girl can sing. If it weren't for Melinda
   and LaKisha, she would be the next Kelly Clarkson!

   Gina Glocksen sang Smile â It was forgettable and not her kind of
   song. I wouldn't buy her CD to hear her sing that kind of song. And
   really who cares!

   Sanjaya Malakar sang Cheek to Cheek â Sanjaya is trying to distract
   you from his voice each week by his clothes and hair.

   Haley Scarnato sang Ainât Bisbehavinâ â Haley began, when this
   competition started weeks ago, singing, like she's never had an
   orgasm, songs for Christian music stations. Now she is trying to
   distract us with her breasts and long legs from her Miss America
   pageant act. It might work for a few weeks, but none of us teased by
   her will bed her. Frankly, she is no Katharine McPhee!

   LaKisha Jones sang Stormy Weather â I've said she is not creative. She
   is a great mimic of other great artists, but there is no there, there.
   Tonight she created and the melody was lost. Who cares!

   Now you can go to sleep, 'cause you got this week's Mover Mike.

   [1]American Idol [2]AI [3]Haley Scarnato [4]Mover Mike

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