[Dean's World] Dave Price: Weapons Of Mass Destruction Banned

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Posted by Dave Price:
Weapons Of Mass Destruction Banned
http://www.deanesmay.com/posts/1178808180.shtml


   Via [1]Instapundit, a [2]report that Tennessee State University will
   outlaw squirt guns.
   Glenn opposes this measure, but he's way, way off on this one. By some
   estimates, over 90% of such weapons will at some point be armed with
   [3]dihydrogen monoxide, the [4]deadliest chemical on Earth.
   DHMO not only kills thousands of people every year, it's also highly
   addictive. Most tragically, pregnant women who abuse DHMO are
   reportedly giving birth to children who inherit the debilitating
   addiction to this [5]dangerous chemical; withdrawal symptoms began
   with fatigue and an overwhelming compulsion to seek out and consume
   DHMO, and can eventually result in hallucinations and death. If action
   is not taken soon, we are facing the very real prospect of an entire
   nation addicted to DHMO.

References

   1. http://instapundit.com/archives2/005014.php
   2. http://terryfrank.net/?p=1971
   3. http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
   4. http://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html
   5. http://descy.50megs.com/descy/webcred/webcred/dhmo.html