[Dean's World] Rosemary the Queen: Idol Nite

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Posted by Rosemary the Queen:
Idol Nite
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   This was probably the best AI of the season. John Bon Jovi was the
   mentor and the contestants had to sing a Bon Jovi song. Well, I know
   what you might be thinking. Half of you are thinking how on earth can
   Bon Jovi nite be good? The other half are thinking what can be better
   than a Bon Jovi nite?

   I was thinking that this how was gonna suck. Straight to suckville,
   directly to suckville, no passing Go and no collecting $200.

   I was wrong.

   There is good news and bad news. The good news is that one contestant
   was clearly and unequivocally crummy. The bad news? Two of them are
   going home.

   This week, I disagreed with Simon upwards of three times and that is
   unusual. I think Simon needs to review the tape.

   Phil Stacey: Blaze of Glory and he saaaaaaaaaang it. Phil better be
   safe.

     Randy: Dawg, you rocked that dawg. That was the bomb. I love it,
     blah, blah, something about Journey, blah, blah.

     Paula: You are so special, can I be your baby momma? I like
     Cheetos.

     Simon: I liked it but I think you suck most of the time. Have a
     good trip home.

   I think during the commercial break the judges went out a smoked some
   of Paula's crack.

   Jordin Sparks: Living on a Prayer. I dug it and I dig her. That girl
   is gonna be a star and she deserves to be one.

     Randy: Dawgette, uh you don't like rock do you? Cuz, that sucked.

     Paula: You are so pretty. Blah, blah, blah.

     Simon: Your hair is stupid and that song sucked.

   Lakisha: This Ain't A Love Song. Kiki's back people. Girlfriend better
   not be going home.

     Randy: Man, she' back. A little bit pitchy but it was good.

     Paula: You gave us a little somethin'. Blah, blah, blah.

     Simon: Oh Kiki I could kiss you. And he did. Did the chubby girl
     give Simon a chubby?

   Blake Lewis: You Give Love A Bad Name. He totally reworked the song,
   threw in some beat box and my family was on their feet. Dean and Jake
   were like "Play it again!!!!!" (I played it again and again). Bon Jovi
   was all, "don't screw up my song". Note to Bon Jovi: we like that song
   better Blake's way.

     Randy: DAWG! You ROCK! Most original version of a song on AI, ever.

     Paula: Amazing.

     Simon: You did the right thing and took a massive risk. It was
     good.

   I feel sorry for whoever is next. Unfortunately, it was...

   Chris Richardon: Wanted Dead or Alive. Big mistake. Daughtry did this
   last year and this guy is no Chris Daughtry. I predict this is the
   last song this guy sings in this competition.

     Randy: It wasn't too bad.

     Paula: ???????????

     Simon: Bye, bye.

   Melinda Doolittle: Have A Nice Day. Shrek-ette can bring it. This girl
   doesn't have a bad night.

     Randy: A young Tina Turner.

     Paula: You're a rock star.

     Simon: You are in a different league

   As far as I'm concerned, it was Blake's night.

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