[Dean's World] Dean: All My Astronauts

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Posted by Dean:
All My Astronauts
http://www.deanesmay.com/posts/1170813623.shtml


   Set the Scene:

   The young astronautette, Lieutenant Lisa Nowak, has the hots for the
   Space Shuttle Pilot, Commander William Oefelein. They've both been on
   multiple missions, risking their lives in the name of humanity's
   scientific future. She thinks he shares her love, but then suddenly
   realizes that some little slut earth-pounder named Colleen Shipman
   really has his heart.

   The innocent earthbound hottie Shipman is totally in love with
   Commander Oefelein. They're both in love and ready to start making
   little astronaut babies.

   Lieutenant Nowak, furious, decides to don a disguise and kidnap the
   evil slut Shipman and terrify her into giving up her love for the
   Commander.

   Best part: it's [1]a true story.

   I call it "Anthropology 101" myself.

   (I honestly feel sorry for most of those involved. But I'm sorry, this
   is too funny.

References

   1. http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=195652007