[Dean's World] Dean: Chuck Norris Facts

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Posted by Dean:
Chuck Norris Facts
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   Remember the Kevin Bacon game that was all the rage in the '90s? I
   guess I'd been missing this, but apparently the hot 2000s trend is
   "Chuck Norris facts," an ever-growing collection of absurdly
   improbably assertions about actor and martial artist [1]Chuck Norris.
   Some of my favorites:

   Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks
   questions later.

   Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a
   DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

   Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
   information he wants.

   If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow the f*** down.

   When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
   includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
   Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

   Chuck Norris never goes hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

   The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

   There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
   allows to live.

   Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

   Chuck Norris doesn=E2t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

   Remember The Virgin Islands? After Chuck Norris visited, they had to
   be renamed "The Islands."

   In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris
   turned that wine into beer.

   On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still-beating
   heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris
   believes every day should be Valentine's Day.

   Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

   Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

   More [2]right here.

References

   1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts
   2. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html