[Dean's World] Dean: An Odd Situation

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Posted by Dean:
An Odd Situation
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   You wake up one morning, a bit bleary-eyed. Horrible things are
   happening all around you. Much of it shocks you. But in a horrible
   world full of darkness and pain, you suddenly realize that you are the
   biggest, tallest, strongest person present.

   You are not omnipotent. You are, in fact, far from perfect. You have
   many things that you are embarassed about, but you suddenly realize
   that you are the biggest guy in the room--a room full of thugs and
   thieves and abusers. Worst of all, you realize that you don't want to
   be King, but you do want to make things better.

   You didn't ask for this. But the world thrust it upon you. "Why me?"
   you plaintively whine.

   "Because you!" Fate thunders in response.

   "Sh*t!" you say.