[antimedia] antimedia: When your focus is the media....

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Posted by antimedia:
When your focus is the media....
http://www.antimedia.us/posts/1153925088.shtml


   ....you have to post things like this.

     1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the
     country.
     2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the
     country.
     3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run
     the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
     4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the
     country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do,
     however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
     5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
     running the country - if they could find the time, and if they
     didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
     6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
     country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
     7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure
     who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can
     get a seat on the train.
     8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running
     the country as long as they do something really scandalous,
     preferably while intoxicated.
     9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
     country but need the baseball scores.
     10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
     there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but if so, they
     oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions: if
     the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist, dwarfs
     who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or
     galaxy, provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.
     11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
     grocery store.

   I swear, every word of this is true. :-)